What is happening? What is this? Why am I doing this? 

If you have the same questions I do, you can read from the beginning and the reasons I’m doing this right here. 

I promise, more cute/funny stuff coming soon. Also more of this. 

An understandably in-No-way-Safe-For-Work ode to Grimtooth “Muthafuckin” Skullfury by follower fyretooth. You have been warned. 

For those of you who don’t know why you’re looking at hulking naked orc man, go read my comic. Yes I know page 53 is missing, we’re re-making the site and we’re gonna fix it when the new one goes up. 

Just a friendly reminder that first of all how dare you offensive unbelievable and another thing not a joke NOT FUNNY

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Anonymous said: So, there's a dog president, but we've also seen the king and prince have conflicts with the cats. Do the dogs live in a constitutional monarchy, or are the events surrounding the Red Petting in the distant dog past?

I’ll be releasing an encyclopedia of Dog World later this year, where you can learn about everything from the Bark Ages to modern times. 

No I won’t

Regarding the weird ass cow thing and its inevitable end:

I’m glad that this weird itch I’m scratching is resonating with some people. Since the response has been so good, I’m going to incorporate something similar into my Patreon when it launches. A comic will be posted to the Patreon activity feed one panel at a time with each panel dedicated to a patron, similar to how this one is going. It will be visible to anyone supporting at $1+. 

This and more news regarding the Patreon soon. I cannot tell you how grateful I am for your support. It means a lot to me to know that people are enjoying the various weird things I do, and I’d like to keep doing them for a long time. 

Edit: I have seriously lost like 100+ followers altogether immediately after posts of / about the cow thing. CULLING THE WEAK. 

Is anybody still paying attention to this?

If you have no idea why I’m doing this or you want to read the story from the beginning, click here. It was supposed to be cute. I’m so sorry.

Just so everyone knows what kind of person I am, this is what I did with my blog before it had a lot of followers. 

edit: Since people are asking, atmidnightcc reblogged the last comic, which satisfied my hunger.

"Day four hundred and sixty three in captivity. I am crestfallen."


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Having said that, it’s a lot of fun to flex my writing muscles. Hello, new followers! This weird ass shit isn’t what you signed up for, BUT IT’S WHAT YOU”RE GETTING. 

If you have no idea what this is or why I’m doing it, click this link.

I raised the price for these to $5 and people kept donating. Consequently, I have over 100 of these to do, I think. I suspect that this is not because you guys especially enjoy this series, but moreso because you are pleased to have a way to support my cartooning exploits in general. To this end, I’m going to go ahead and ask you all to stop donating for this, because it’s just going to get darker and darker and no one wants that.

Within the next couple weeks I will be officially launching my Patreon, which will support my Behind-the-GIFs, Murder Brothers, and other exciting projects I want to work on that aren’t a horrible murder story about a cow. If you want to support me, that’s going to be the way to do it! (also eventually merchandise) I’ll keep you posted, and I cannot say it enough, thank you for the overwhelming support for this incredibly stupid idea I had. 

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I know it’s hard to look at, but if we want to understand Scratchy as a character, we have to see it. 

Anyway, this is part 3. Read them all here.

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Anonymous said: My life is in shambles right now and I think I might start cutting again (I've haven't cut for 10 weeks which is pretty impressive for me and I really don't want to ruin my record) but I just wanted to say that your blog I hella cool forreal and it's really cheered me up. so thank you for that and keep doing what you're doing!!!

Come off anon and play league with me or I’ll draw you a picture. 

Guys I’m pretty sure if you want me to keep doing the Butch Chewy comics, I’m going to have to choose between making them Behind-the-GIFs and a coherent plot. 

ninastestanin:

And that’s how I made Dark Chocolate Turtle cupcakes featuring Butch Chewy today.

No regrets.

Your move, Mr. noobtheloser

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